nochristmasjokesplz:

skyline-sunset-in-my-veins:

A light for those who need it in times of darkness.
I got my major fandoms in here holding a beacon of light for anyone who needs it in times of sadness and despair  I wish I had a chance to fit a few more fandoms in.

This is actually ridiculously beautiful.

nochristmasjokesplz:

skyline-sunset-in-my-veins:

A light for those who need it in times of darkness.

I got my major fandoms in here holding a beacon of light for anyone who needs it in times of sadness and despair  I wish I had a chance to fit a few more fandoms in.

This is actually ridiculously beautiful.

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  • Season one of supernatural: We have to carefully inspect this substance to see if it is infact sulfur then we must find the proper exorcism to destroy this demon.
  • Season eight of supernatural: dude that's fucking sulfur you dumb shit look at it. Now this exorcism works for all demons you ass hat but lets just stab it anyways.

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egberts:

sodamist:

egberts:

i think my cat is allergic to cats

That sounds pretty
Catastrophic

i hope you get arrested for that

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You tried, Dr. Banner.

(Source: bencuddles)

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icicleman:

thatpunnyguy:

what does Batman like to put in his drinks?

JUST ICE

GET OUT

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burntlikethesun:

‘The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death’

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famouspolarbear:

lostwiginity:

The Lord of the Rings: Loyal Steeds of Middle Earth

EXCUSE ME WHERE IS BILL

(Source: maelstromantic)

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  • me: oh i look nice in this picture
  • me: i'm gonna use it as profile picture on all my social network accounts for the next 54 years

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ferretdog:

probably the worst thing u can say to someone about college is that their major is useless

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itsanearhatloki:

dajo42:

hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do

i installed a camera in your room

i’m watching you

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